Good morning ladies and gentlemen and thanks for joining our live text commentary of
Barcelona's pre-season friendly with
Los Angeles Galaxy - or, as Liverpool fans know it, a reunion between two of their club legends. Indeed,
Steven Gerrard, now with Galaxy, comes up against his old teammate
Luis Suarez at the Rose Bowl. This can only mean one thing: we'll see more diving than an Aquatic Centre. We're being cynical. Anywho, I'm Shane and I'll be guiding you through all of the action in Pasadena this morning as the treble winners look to kick-start their pre-season in style. Let's go.
Yep. This is Barcelona's first game since beating Juventus 3-1 last month. Was it only last month? Mental. Feels like it was 1994. That's what a lack of competitive club football will does to the mind. It feels like just last week when Fabian Delph verbally pledged his future to Aston Villa as well.
Where were we? Ah yes. Barcelona. It's their first game since winning the Champions League and crowning a remarkable first season in charge for
Luis Enrique. But can they win the International Champions Cup? This is the big question. Enrique certainly wants to win it. He told
Madeupquotes.com: "I certainly want to win it." There we have it.
If they are to get off to a winning start here then they'll need to do so without the services of two of that star-studded triumvirate. You won't see Lionel Messi tonight; partially because he's quite a small fellow, much like a hobbit, but mainly because he's not here. Neither is Neymar unfortunately.
Messi is recovering from an arduous and ultimately fruitless Copa America campaign, and perhaps getting his feet waxed, while Neymar is also on holiday after his Copa with Brazil. In fact, his tournament ended after the second game, having been sent off and subsequently slapped with a three-match ban. Naughty Neymar.
Furthermore, we also won't see any of Barca's summer signings in the form of Arda Turan or Aleix Vidal; partially because they're not here, but mainly because they can't make their debuts until January after the Catalans were slapped with a transfer ban. Naughty Barca.
Who will we see tonight then? Well there is, eh, Suarez. Pedro. Vermaelen - bizarrely. And a few La Masia boys who may or may not be playing alongside Peter Crouch with Stoke in the coming years. If ever there was an incentive to impress Mr Enrique. There's probably a poster of Bojan in the dressing room.
Anywho, let's go ahead and bring you full team sheets, shall we? Why not. Stay tuned.
BARCELONA XI: Masip; Rakitic, Sergio, Pedro, Luis Suarez, Rafinha, Bartra, Douglas,
Sergi Roberto, Adriano, Mathieu
BARCELONA SUBS: Ter Stegen, J.Suárez, Piqué, Iniesta, Munir, Alba, Sandro, Vermaelen, Samper, Gumbau y Halilovic
LA GALAXY XI: Rowe; Gargan, DLG, Leonardo, Dunivant; Juninho, Walker; Maganto, Gerrard, Husidic; Keane
GALAXY SUBS: Wolverton, Vayrynen, Villarreal, Rogers, Buddle, Lletget, Meyer, Garcia, McBean, Jamieson, Mendiola, Steres, Lassiter, Romney
Otay, let's start with the visitors, shall we? They're the visitors and all. We've got a few heavy hitters. Suarez, of course, along with Pedro, who's been linked with Manchester United in recent days. Ivan Rakitic is brilliant as well. Then you've got few of the usual stop-gaps like Marc Bartra and Adriano and the like. I give it a 7/10 in terms of star power. The fans will be pleased.
On to
Bruce Arena's side now, and the big man has of course included Stevie G. This is pre-season for him remember, even though his team are midway through their campaign. Meanwhile, Robbie Keane spearheads the attack.
Unlike Barcelona, whose season starts in about a month, Galaxy are in the middle of their MLS campaign. This must be frustrating so? Not according to Arena, who also told Madeupquotes.com: "It's not frustrating." There we have it.
Anywho, how are the Galaxy doing then? Not bad, of course. They're the reigning MLS Cup champions, currently second in the Western Conference, one point behind FC Dallas. And with the arrival of Gerrard, and Gio Dos Santos - who began his career with Barca, but he's not here for the reunion - you have to assume they'll safely qualify for the playoffs.
In fact, Gerrard got his MLS stint off to a winning start courtesy of the 5-3 win over San Jose Earthquakes last time out. Incidentally, he also found the net, while Keane bagged himself a hat-trick.
DID YOU KNOW? Both these heavyweights of their respective continents previously clashed back in 2009? Indeed. Pedro and Jeffren were on the scoresheet for the Catalans, who won 2-1. Who scored for the hosts? Can you guess who it is yet? Not Rolf Harris, but David Beckham! Remember him? He only did this:
Kobe Bryant has more boyhood clubs than Robbie Keane.
RESTART! Aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaand we're back underway. Can Galaxy get back into this or will Barca simply extend their lead further. And further. And further? Who knows.
CHANCE! Oh my. This definitely should've been 2-0 but Rafinha blazed well over from close range. Personally, I can see them winning this comfortably. That Suarez goal would've been a hammer blow to their belief.
By the way, it's a completely changed XI for the Galaxy: Wolverton; Rogers, Meyer, Steres, Romney; Lassiter, Garcia, Vayrynen, Mendiola; Buddle, Jamieson IV
Meanwhile, this mob came on for the visitors: Piqué, Iniesta, Munir, Alba, Sandro, and Vermaelen.
CHANCE! Another big, big chance goes begging for Barca, and it's Pique, who stays forward following a counter, and he looks certain to tap home Iniesta's delightful ball from out wide but Andrew Wolverton makes a point-blank save.
It's so hard seeing Galaxy get back into this one, isn't it? Firstly, they can't get the ball off Barca, which is a problem. Secondly, they don't have the composure needed to keep the ball by virtue of Barca's pressing, which is also a problem.
GOAL! Barcelona 2-0 LA Galaxy (Sergi Roberto)
That's that then. Galaxy fail to clear the danger, and the ball falls to Roberto, who thumps home the second from about 12 yards to effectively seal the victory. Lovely hard, low finish from the youngster, who's been linked with a move to Everton as of late
BARCA SUB: Off comes the second goalscorer Roberto to be replaced by 20-year-old Gerard Gumbau.
Andres Iniesta is a joy to watch against world-class teams, but against teams where there's a major disparity, he's just out of this world. He's toying with Galaxy in a professional manner here. He's just too good for them. Galaxy are doing very, very little in the final third. Their creativity was removed Gerrard, and the cutting edge left with Keane.
SHOT! This might just be Galaxy's first shot, and it's from Bradford Jamieson IV, who sounds a little like a pimp, but his volley here was well off target. That will probably be as close as Galaxy come to scoring tonight.
BARCA SUBS: Two more changes by the visitors, who replace Jose Suarez with goalkeeper Jordi Masip, while Alen Halilovic comes on for Rafinha.
Right, there's about 17 minutes left and both sides very much going through the motions now. Barca don't look bothered because they're too good, whereas Galaxy don't look bothered for the opposite reason. They haven't left a scratch on Enrique's side.
Ari Lassiter has been a breath of fresh air to the Galaxy in this second half but his vigour and skill hasn't been matched by his teammates as of yet unfortunately. There's still about 15 minutes, and Galaxy do look a little brighter in recent minutes, but a goal is still a big, big ask.
SHOT! If ever there was an example of how Barcelona are taking it easy, here it is: Iniesta, who hasn't shot from outside the box since 2004, goes for goal from about 30 yards but Wolverton makes a comfortable save.
SHOT! This is definitely going to be Galaxy's best chance, as Edson Buddle, in a three-on-three counter-attack, goes for glory from outside the box and Jose Suarez makes a comfortable save. Jamieson had pulled away to his left but he elected to shoot.
OFF THE BAR! Galaxy preserve some bit of pride thanks to the crossbar as Sandro rattles it with a fierce first-time drive that squirmed through a few bodies. He's been unlucky tonight.
Lassiter is furious. He would've had a one-on-one with Jose Suarez had Jamieson lifted his head and played him in, but the young striker dithered a little before having his pocket picked.
GOAL! Barcelona 2-1 LA Galaxy (Tommy Meyer)
Well that's a nice consolation for them. Defender
Tommy Meyer reduce the arrears by beating Pique to a corner with a feint header past Suarez. It won't get them a draw, but they've salvaged that bit of pride.
FULL TIME: Barcelona 2-1 Los Angeles Galaxy
And that's all she wrote in the City of Angels. Barcelona ease to a comfortable win, far more comfortable than it looks on paper, courtesy of goals in either half from Luis Suarez and Sergi Roberto. Galaxy gave a good account of themselves - especially in the first half with some resolute defending - but it was men against boys in the end.
Anywho, there are plenty more pre-season friendlies on the horizon, and we've got all of the ones worth noting - Chelsea, Man City, Man United etc. Until the next one, stay classy folks.